fuck yes I’m from Texas bitch

Got the 50 shades books from shessy finally~~holllllla




theamericankid:

Googled cartoons all grown up

> Popeye’s workout is finally reveled!



thiswarhasbeenwon:

Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.



Wooop

Blocked Matt’s number. Deleted everything of him on my laptop. Calling to find out about how to start filing for full custody today during conference period at work. Woooop woooop mother fucked shouldn’t have messed with meeee



When you make a sarcastic comment to make a joke in a conversation

And the other person doesn’t get it and starts asking questions because they’re literally too stupid to understand it was a joke…..





Funny. Funny. Funny. hahahahaha Hahahahah fucking hilarious. Ha. Ha ha. Haaaaa. If you can’t even text me to say happy Mother’s Day but you can text me to bitch about how you have no money and its my job to help you out. Yeah about that. Fuck yo self fool. And don’t even worry about Father’s Day..Karter doesn’t even know who you are. Dead beeeeeat mutha fuckaaaa you’re worthless



Fuuuuck you

Netflix and your never ending entertaining series….

Just kidding I love you





i’m so in love with this little boy

baby snuggs

Lemme get that…